Where is Sean Penn when we need him?

A couple questions from The National Review:

• Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?
• Where is all the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem? Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are?
• Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago?
• When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?
• Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks?
• Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?
• When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a 'vanilla' Iowa, because that's the way God wants it?
• Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage complete with reports of cannibalism?
• Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white, rural people?
• How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the Iowa flooding ever again?